the conch has spoken
notpetewentz:

im not trying to make this weird i’m just saying if andy punched me in the face i wouldn’t be against it

notpetewentz:

im not trying to make this weird i’m just saying if andy punched me in the face i wouldn’t be against it

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

twentyonescreens:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

SAND MOOSE

Horse tornado

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

fobfandom:

“Contain the emo”, Bronx whispers to his father, as seen here.

fobfandom:

Contain the emo”, Bronx whispers to his father, as seen here.

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

darning-socks:

HARDCORE

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

Warming up beforehand: wow this reed is great
Performing on stage: wow this reed is not great