the magic conch has spoken

ectosleuth:

When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test

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Kill me I can’t sleep

gernado32:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

gernado32:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

eagleswang:

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

ohhh my goooddd

i can’t risk it

Not risking

yeah youre totally risking your mothers life ok. yeah. because a picture of nicki minaj’s unblended face w a spelling error told you.

Hey. I’m not gonna risk it. 

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

eagleswang:

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

ohhh my goooddd

i can’t risk it

Not risking

yeah youre totally risking your mothers life ok. yeah. because a picture of nicki minaj’s unblended face w a spelling error told you.

Hey. I’m not gonna risk it. 

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

Sup

sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)