im not trying to make this weird i’m just saying if andy punched me in the face i wouldn’t be against it
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
“Contain the emo”, Bronx whispers to his father, as seen here.
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
picture the most serious character that you know of
now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs